We had a Vietnam era OV-10 Bronco flying through this morning
Controller: “I’ve got a slight amendment to your routing, after Pautuxent, victor ninety three GRACO then direct destination.”
Bronco: Garbled wind noise
Controller: “Sounds like your canopy’s open, roll your windows up and try the readback again for me.”
Later in the day at one of our high altitude sectors, a supervisor approaches.
Supervisor: You’re about to get really busy, you’ve got a lot of airplanes coming.
Controller: Are you sure they’re not just breathing heavy?