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RO*TEL + VELVEETA does not make "Queso"; CHEESE + NOTHING = QUESO!!!
Damn advertisers, and their D- in Spanish I.
I SAW THAT COMMERCIAL AND IT PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH. lol.
But have you tried Rotel and Velveeta!?! Its delicious nonetheless.
We’re going to the Army v. Air Force football game. As random as that is. I’m wearing the only football t-shirt I own, which says, “University of Denver football: undefeated since 1961.” Get it, since we haven’t had a football team since 1961? Shut up, I thought it was funny.
Also, I will be rooting for Air Force. Because of Top Gun.
you know Top Gun was about Navy pilots right?
A volkswagon size box of cream puffs. This is why st.louis is fat.com
Gee, thanks mom for bringing shit like this home when we have company…Classy
Two-legged puppy defies odds.
If this thing learns to hop like a kangaroo, it’d be the most badass pet EVER!
Every Thursday around this time...
I realize I have no idea what channel FX is on my TV.
I had this exact same problem until last week…I legit wrote 77 on a piece of paper sitting on my desk…then tonight, I totally forgot why I had wrote 77 on said paper, and I had to scroll through the TV guide yet again.
Good News and Bad News and Worse News
Good News: I just got a check in the mail for $363.15…
Bad News: Looks like my former company decided to terminate my 401K and just mail me the balance.
WORSE NEWS: After a year and a half of putting money away for retirement, it ended up being $363.15. So at that rate, if I worked for 30 years, I’d have about $11,000 saved up.
